I really don’t know how I feel about this movie. Sure would be nice to be Mr. Spock right about now … there are spoilers, so please be cautious going forward. Continue reading
One of the really great things about the remastered Star Trek The Next Generation blu-ray releases have been the wealth of behind-the-scenes materials. Seasons 1 and 2 included several lengthy interviews with the cast, and season 3 includes probably two and a half hours worth of documentaries about the writing staff, namely: Ron Moore; Brannon Braga; Naren Shankar; Melinda Snodgrass; the late Michael Piller; Rene Echevvaria; Ira Steven Behr; and of course, the Great Bird of the Galaxy himself.
Here’s a clip:
These were some of my takeaways:
-Ron Moore had sold “The Bonding” and was out to lunch with the TNG writing staff. He’d been pitching ideas but none others had been sold, when someone, I think Michael Pillar, said he wanted to do a show about a Romulan defector; Moore then claimed he was working on a script with that concept and came up with the outline on the spot, which was bought.
-Rene Echevarria’s friends were concerned with how many Star Trek TNG scripts he was writing and sending to Paramount; he agreed to stop, after he put down one last idea: it became “The Offspring.”
-Rene’s script for “The Offspring” was completely rewritten after “he screwed the pooch” on his own rewrite; he was sure he was done with professional writing (but grateful that Snodgrass & Pillar had left his name on the script), but Pillar called him a while later and said he felt bad about how things had gone, that he was sure Echevarria was a good writer, who’d just been under pressure from his first sale, and, hey, they had a story idea they couldn’t quite crack, would Rene want to take a shot? The crew rescues someone from a crashed ship, and it’s supposed to be a Beverly episode – what happens next?; Rene pitched his idea the next week, sold it, and wrote “Transfigurations.”
-Ira Steven Behr’s first day on the TNG writing staff, never having seen the show or even knowing who the characters were, was asked to do a rewrite of an act of “The Hunted”; he asked some friends on the staff for a quick into to Trek, but they were too busy to help, so he had to write really on the fly; when he turned it in, Pillar said it was excellent. I think this explains the weird “dude breaks out of the transporter beam” bit…
-Behr’s original concept for “Captain’s Holiday” was that Picard would visit a holosuite on Risa that promised its users they would experience their worst fear – for Picard, that fear is that he would be promoted to Admiral and have to turn command of the Enterprise over to Riker. Everyone loved it … except for Gene Roddenberry, who killed the idea. Even then, Patrick Stewart (who was apparently worried Gene wanted to kill off the Picard character, as Gene really didn’t like Patrick) met with Behr and told him he would never do that script, then asked if he could please just fuck someone and maybe fight a little. Please?
-Gene wanted Data to screw Ard’rian in “Ensigns of Command,” but Melinda Snodgrass couldn’t quite figure out how a computer would decide to have sex; whereas “Measure of a Man” was a study of Data as a sentient being, this episode was intended to show Data learning how to command people.
-Everyone had their own type of episodes they liked to write. Echevarria liked romance stories; Moore liked Klingon stuff (and Michael Dorn knew when Moore was writing a Klingon script because Moore would grow a “Worf beard”); Braga loved time travel.
-Both Braga and Moore expressed surprise that they worked so long and so hard on “Generations,” and put “All Good Things” together in just a few days, yet both prefer “AGT.”
-Every Thursday, each member of the writer’s staff had to listen to a story pitch from an outside writer. They hated it.
-Behr wanted Picard to say “Spock!” in “Sarek.” Michael Pillar said “Absolutely not.” A few weeks later, as that episode was being filmed, Behr, in a meeting with Pillar on something else, revisited the question; Pillar threw his arms up in defeat and agreed that Picard could say “Spock!”, but only once.
-Brent Spiner complained about having to work with Spot so much, that someone (I forget who) wrote a (fake) teaser for an episode that opened with Geordi walking into Data’s quarters to find Data installing a collar on Spot. “I am working on a translator for Spot. It will translate Spot’s meows,” Data said. Spot then looks at Geordi and says, “Hi Geordi.” About two minutes after the script was delivered to Spiner, he stormed out of his trailer in a fury.
-One of Naren Shankar’s buddies came up with a “technobabble” internet-gidgit, which the staff began to use.
-Ron Moore arrived late to a staff meeting with Jeri Taylor; the staff had been trying to break down a script. Taylor asked him what he thought, and Moore came up with a completely different idea that they went with – he’d never read the script they were supposed to discuss. Naren Shankar mouthed “I hate you” from across the room at Moore, who shrugged it off.
-When working on DS9, Behr had to meet with Pillar over the script in which Vedek Bariel dies. Pillar said, no, no, but over the course of the conversation then admitted he was spending all his time on Voyager, and that Behr & the DS9 staff should do what they felt best for the character and that he (Pillar) would no longer have any notes for them.
-”Sins of the Father” were originally two different story ideas, possibly outside pitches the staff bought. In one, Worf’s brother came aboard the Enterprise; in the other, Worf’s dead father was accused of crimes. Moore had the idea to combine them into one story.
-”Yesterday’s Enterprise” was also originally two different stories: one about a past Enterprise coming into the future and the Ent-D’s crew morale debate about sending them back to an uncertain death; and the other about Sarek. (Seriously). Co-writer Eric Stillwell ran into Denise Crosby at a ST convention, and she mentioned she wanted to return to the show, and the concept for the episode went in a different direction.
-While re-writing “Yesterday’s Enterprise,” the writing staff had to be called in over a holiday (possibly Thanksgiving), and were PISSED, until Behr told them his idea: they would kill everyone on the cast off at the end of the episode. Everyone really liked this. Picard manning tactical at the end, obscured by smoke, was inspired by a movie called “Bataan.”
-Snodgrass wanted the crew to discover the holodeck was causing cancer so they could stop using it; to summarize her points – it would be interesting if everyone used it together, but they didn’t; if a piece of equipment routinely endangered the ship or the crew, anyone sane would rip it out.
-Behr once BEGGED Michael Pillar not to send out a memo titled “How to Write for TV: a basic primer.” Pillar did it anyway. The writing staff was exceptionally upset with Pillar; Melinda Snodgrass remembers calling her agent, and Hans Beimler & his writing partner, Richard Manning, were ripping out their hair.
-Michael Pillar never told anyone what he liked about their scripts.
-Almost all of the writers found later jobs in network television to be considerably less constricting than writing for Star Trek.
-The writers tried to avoid being on set because they would be accosted by the actors asking for more stuff to do; Patrick Stewart would always ask to “fuck more” and “fight more.”
Inspired by every asshole who uses the term “War of Northern Aggression” to refer to the U.S. Civil War …
Did Fort Sumpter jump up and attack a bunch of innocent Confederate cannon balls flying around, hurting no one? Of course not.
The Civil War is NOT “The War of Northern Aggression.” It’s not this for two reason. ONE, the South started the war. You don’t get to start a war and then claim the other side was aggressive. Well, no shit they were aggressive, you started a war, asshole. But you don’t see people in the North calling it “The War of Southern Aggression and Stupidity,” do you? TWO, going to war with the U.S. is fucking stupid: you will lose.* But do you see the Spanish, or the Mexicans, or the Germans, or the British, or the Japanese, or the Germans and British again, calling their wars with the U.S. “the War of American Aggression?” Of course not. You know why not? BECAUSE WAR IS NEVER FUCKING NOT AGGRESSIVE and really the only party here that has a right to complain is the Spanish since they didn’t ACTUALLY blow up the U.S.S. Maine. Anyway, in summary, please shut the fuck up with this stupid “War of Northern Aggression” shit. If you didn’t want an aggressive war, maybe you shouldn’t have started one.
(Oh: and the “stupid” comes from an agrarian society picking a fight with an industrialized one. Yeah, what a wonderful idea.)
Here’s what bothers me about the term “War of Northern Aggression:” it prevents a false reality in which the South was a blameless victim, and where life was some sort of paradise for people, provided they were white; what is glossed over is the horrible crimes committed by a plutocracy that victimized people of African descent who were held as slaves: captive, powerless, used as sex toys or murdered, worked to death, separated against their will from their native lands and their families. The South, today, is for the most part a lovely place; but the South leading up the Civil War was EVIL. And I’m sorry, but I’m not willing to buy this “but back then, everyone thought slavery was a-okay” argument. No, not everyone thought slavery was a-ok. That’s a stupid argument used as a blinder by people in modern society to approve of gross crimes against humanity committed by our forebearers. Go look up abolitionists, and John Brown in particular (American terrorist? American hero? Maybe both, but mostly the latter). Americans knew what was right, and what was wrong, even back then. What’s most disgusting is the people today who continue to romanticize a frankly evil society even without the blinders of yesteryear. The South was NOT Gone with the Wind, and while you’re welcome to disagree with me, frankly, I don’t give a damn. You’re still wrong.
*There are exceptions: namely, War in Vietnam, and War on: drugs, homeless, poverty, etc.
I was kind of meh about seeing the new Tom Cruise sci-fi film “Oblivion” until 1.) I became aware it was playing at the Uptown, and 2.) I read Kelly Torrance’s review in The Washington Examiner.
I don’t want to spoil anything — but the drones are pretty mean looking, awesome, and remind me of that floating head/blob thing from Big Trouble in Little China — but it was a lot of fun to see on the big screen.
Did you know there’s a pop-up charity bookstore in Farragut Square through May 15th?!
Me neither, until a friend handed me the flyer she’d been given at the Metro. AND THEY’VE APPARENTLY BEEN DOING THIS SINCE LIKE 2009. WTF. How’d I miss it?
Benefiting DC Public Schools, the store is located at 1030 17th Street NW (that’s on the west side of 17th between K & L Streets).
Last thing in the world I need is more books (have you seen the photos of my apartment?!), but I couldn’t resist; I’ve already been twice, and I’ve got plans to go twice more. There’s a pretty good selection of books, and many are in good or like-new condition.
And if you’re looking for copies of The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo or Eat, Pray, Love, hooboy are you in the right place.
Last night was the first time I’ve taken the Metro since early February; it was close to midnight and I was off the train at Woodley Park, waiting for the crowd to disperse up the escalators before bothering to make my way through what would otherwise be a bottlenecked exit.
By the time I realized what had happened, the victim was looking mournfully at the train with its closed doors, and the perpetrator and his friends were already on the mezzanine; my head was starting to throb, the alcohol from an evening in Alexandria was still in my system, and I’d just witnessed an aborted snatch-and-grab, a young African-American kid in a white t-shirt waiting until the last second to bolt off the train, holding a smart phone, its owner in close pursuit shouting “POLICE! POLICE!”, and the kid throwing the phone over his shoulder, at which point the phone’s owner went for the phone and abandoned his chase.
Channeling Queen, in today’s Ulster Gazette.
Cool news – Paramount Television just announced the resurrection of Star Trek: The Next Generation!
Today’s Google Doodle highlighted Cesar Chavez; upset that today’s doodle did not highlight Easter, many conservatives (especially across Twitter) vowed to switch their search engine preference to Bing!, which featured a graphic of Easter eggs.
Come Christmas, same folks will complain about secularization of religious holidays.
Sitting on my couch, something out my window — Woodley Park, facing northeast — a streak of light. I figured it for a fast moving helicopter with a spotlight — turns out it was probably a meteor. Pretty cool.
Guys. GUYS. Buckaroo Banzai is the head of Starfleet!
(Queue “No matter where you go, there you are” jokes…)