SNL opened with a parody of the recent Bin Laden video. In the parody, Bin Laden stated that he was having trouble deciding on a candidate for which to vote (although he’d been approached by both campaigns trying to get him to root for the other guy), stated his desire for health care (hey, when you’re only staying two nights in a row in a cave before moving and you need diyalasis …), confessed how much he would like to beat Teresa Heinz Kerry, and then began ranting on the evils of American culture …

… in specific, lip-synching pop actresses, on supposedly “live” shows. “Evil, just evil!”

Hilarious. Good job, SNL. :)

Bin Laden, I mean.

“Although we are ushering the fourth year after 9/11, Bush is still exercising confusion and misleading you and not telling you the true reason. Therefore, the motivations are still there for what happened to be repeated,” bin Laden said.

Y’know, its really bad when the most vile terrorist on the planet is telling people that Bush is incompetent. Well – duh! If Bush was competent and hadn’t used Bin Laden’s terrorist attack and murder of 3,000 innocent people to drag us into an uneccesary way in Iraq, then Bin Laden would be dead and wouldn’t be telling his buddies in the caves of Torah Borra, “Look, man, I’d love to kill more Americans, but I just have the urge to tell ‘em that their President is misleadin’ ‘em! Man, I just GOT to!”

Fuck you Bin Laden.