December 11, 2004

They Had It Good!

Filed under: Civil Rights — MalSnay @ 10:02 pm

Being taught in some Christian schools in the south, and via The Game, comes the following:

‘SOUTHERN SLAVERY, AS IT WAS’

Here are some excerpts from the booklet:

* “To say the least, it is strange that the thing the Bible condemns (slave-trading) brings very little opprobrium upon the North, yet that which the Bible allows (slave-ownership) has brought down all manner of condemnation upon the South.” (page 22)

* “As we have already mentioned, the ‘peculiar institution’ of slavery was not perfect or sinless, but the reality was a far cry from the horrific descriptions given to us in modern histories.” (page 22)

* “Slavery as it existed in the South was not an adversarial relationship with pervasive racial animosity. Because of its dominantly patriarchal character, it was a relationship based upon mutual affection and confidence.” (page 24)

* “There has never been a multi-racial society which has existed with such mutual intimacy and harmony in the history of the world.” (page 24)

* “Slave life was to them a life of plenty, of simple pleasures, of food, clothes, and good medical care.” (page 25)

* “But many Southern blacks supported the South because of long established bonds of affection and trust that had been forged over generations with their white masters and friends.” (page 27)

* “Nearly every slave in the South enjoyed a higher standard of living than the poor whites of the South – and had a much easier existence.” (page 30)

I mean, really, is there anything that one can say after this? After a person has put their jaw back in place, I mean.

Hat Tip: Chepooka.

But I really wanted a whore!

Filed under: Life — MalSnay @ 12:07 am

Peaktalk notes that “Dutch police have arrested a man of Moroccan descent who was part of a group that was planning to attack Amsterdam’s world-famous red-light district.”

My friends Emily & Danielle recently spent six months in Ireland, and visited Amsterdam. As reported to me, Danny wanted to go to the red light district because she wanted to see all the girls in the window.

Thank goodness we all still can!

Hat tip: Andrew Sullivan.

UPDATE: ClarityandResolve reports that the terrorist to be was a pizza delivery guy, a branch of terrorists who are so “so radical that they use anchovies to spell out “CHOKE KUFFAR SCUM” in Arabic on the pizzas”

I would just like to say on behalf of pizza delivery guys everywhere, anchovies are disgusting and they stink up our cars and we hate them. Death to terrorist pizza guys.

BPCP

Filed under: Politics — MalSnay @ 12:03 am

Sandor is working on the Blogosphere Political Compass Project, in an attempt to graph “the approximate political affiliation of bloggers from all corners of the Internet.”

I did it! I scored:
Economic Left/Right: -6.25
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.95

I’m in Ghandi’s neighborhood! Yay me :)

Awesome stuff, check it out.