It has decided to snow again. Mother fucker.

These new guys on OTL 105.7 suck. Except for Josh Spiegal - he can stay.

This guy gives hella new meaning to the term “hammerhead.”

Despite his lack of medical insurance and hospital bills between $80,000 and $100,000, Katerina Lawler said her husband is in good spirits.

Really? Because I’d be looking for a gun to either rob a bank or kill myself at that point.

Good news: I got my car over the hill. There were a few tense moments, but I just kept the thing in 2nd gear and was able to crest the compacted snow and get to the top. Hoorah! I was going to do the “dance of joy”, but two things prevented me: one, my car is rather cramped, and two, it’s fucking cold out.

Bad news: the 20oz Diet Coke I had left in the cupholder froze and then exploded, so the console is splattered with frozen syrup. Dammit.

Since Gary was waiting for me to get over the hill before leaving, I didn’t defrost my car until I’d freed myself. On one hand, it was great being free. On the other hand, it sucked not being able to see where I was going.