What a good looking couple, right?
Oh, wait, here’s the photo caption:
A state police officer escorts Bobbie Jo Elliott to a Monday night appearance before a district court commissioner, where she was charged with abducting her son in late August 2001.
Appropriately called the “nicest fugitive picture ever” by the City Paper.
What the fuck is with all the “Yay, I’m getting my picture taken!” smiles?
Also - anyone who names their child “Bobbie Jo” or “Mary Sue” or what have you should be dragged into the street and beaten.