1. I don’t know why Fred Durst is so pissed off that his sex video is being watched by people - didn’t he do it all for the nookie?. I mean, considering how many people have been forced to listen to his godawful remake of “Behind Blue Eyes” (I’m surprised Roger Daltry didn’t commit suicide just so he’d be able to roll in his grave), I’d say its a good bet people aren’t lining up to take a look at Freddie’s little man, y’know? Oh, that’s it - Fred’s ashamed of how he measures up to Tommy Lee. Aren’t we all?!

2. Maryland is a sexy librarian?

3. And people wonder why I don’t like dentists.

4. If that previous bit was sick, this is just plain weird. Not in a good weird way, but almost in a Michael Jackson-weird way.

5. Contrary to popular opinion, Jamie is not dead.
5a. But I think Cat is.
5b. And I think Tuesdayscoming is, too.
5c. And Chepooka’s cheerfulness is driving me craaazy!

6. At work, Steve asked Ogre to take a pizza out to the customer in the silver car on the curb. Literally, the one right outside the front door. Like, right there - Ogre, the one you just walked past! Ogre spent five minutes running around the parking lot ambuscading everyone he saw, “Is this your pizza?” before he decided that Steve was playing a joke on him, and threw the box to the ground in digust and started to jump up and down on it.

7. Dictionary.com’s word of the day: Ambuscade. Now, use it in a sentence.

8. “One wonders if this program will become part of the recruiting pitch: Join the Army: Free drugs, man!” That’s sure going to make these guys jobs a lot harder.

10. Ogre didn’t actually throw the box on the ground and jump up and down on it, that was just wishful thinking on our part.

11. I can’t count, and you didn’t notice until I pointed it out to you.

9. Ogre’s still an idiot.

12. Osama bin Laden’s number one target - Russel Crowe. Maybe Russell could have hired himself to rescue himself.

13. Rachael is really really tan. Or maybe Italian. Whatever, lesson learned: Baltexans: rude!

Notes:

Post #8 Stolen Verbatim from “Outside the Beltway.” Me too, buddy!