my computer is fucking retarded, and doesn’t like loading websites today. For the longest time it would tell me “site not found” when I tried to bring up hotmail or the admin-login page for this blog. I was able to load USA-Today, but then when I tried to read “news briefs” I was told the USA-Today site couldn’t be located. WTF? It’s right there, on the fucking monitor, you fucking Firefox.
i love Firefox. I’ve never had trouble with Firefox. It’s Internet Explorer I want to rape up the ass with a fucking full-grown oak-tree sized dildo. Right now I just want to beat this fucking CPU until it screams, “Enough enough I’ll stop being a fuckup!”
but really, I know deep down that somehow this is my fault, my “idiot operator” status has allowed the machine to become bogged down by virus (plural). But you know? It’s more fun to slam the keyboard into the desk and punch the CPU then to blame myself. A lot mroe fun.
(I’m not even drunk, it’s just sorta been a crappy day)
(PSS - great thanks to Jason J. Thomas who has agreed to fix my computer for a case of import alcohol. Trust me - you should charge me more)