… I think I’ve got the hang of it!

There are two reasons I say that. The first is that the knot doesn’t look bloated. The second is that I was able to slide the knot.

And no, don’t freak, I’m not wearing that shirt to the interview — not even sure if I’m wearing that tie! I’m thinking of going with the red tie — I certainly can’t go with the cool patterned tie because I don’t have brown pants … or, apparently, fashion sense.

After deciding that, yes, I did want a blue tie, I went out today after work and bought this solid blue tie.

WHAT TO EFFIN’ WEAR!!!!!!

(I also picked up my shirt & pants from the drycleaners. I feel professional.)

From The Washington Post (although I actually heard it on Josh Spiegel’s newcast on 105.7 this afternoon):

An 86-year-old woman was jailed after police said she called 911 dispatchers 20 times in a little more than a half-hour — all to complain that a pizza parlor wouldn’t deliver.

Dorothy Densmore was charged with misusing the 911 system, a jail spokeswoman said.

She told dispatchers Sunday that a local pizza shop refused to deliver a pie to her south Charlotte apartment, said Officer Mandy Giannini. She also complained that someone at the shop called her a “crazy old coot,” Giannini said.

Densmore wanted them arrested. Instead, police came to arrest her, and she resisted, Giannini said.

It’s unusual for someone to face charges for nonemergency calls, Giannini said. But on Sunday, Densmore kept calling 911, even after she was told to stop, Giannini said.

When an officer arrived at her apartment, the 5-foot-tall, 98-pound woman attacked him, Giannini said. Densmore scratched him, kicked and bit his hand, she said.

Densmore also is charged with resisting a public officer and two counts of misusing the 911 system, jail records show.

Pizza delivery is a privilege, not a right. And when you call police dispatch twenty-times, “crazy coot” seems an apt description.