In an amazing coincidence, it was later revealed that both Tippy and Guy had been books in their previous lives.

Who needs a radio when you can listen to … uh …

The interior of Robin’s Jeep. He’s happy he was able to get his trade-ins to cover its cost. “I don’t care that it doesn’t have a radio, or that it’s automatic transmission.* Hah-hah. I have a Jeep, you don’t, nany-nany-boo-boo.”

Ass.

*It also doesn’t have a backseat. He claims that’s so he doesn’t have to drive his wife anywhere in it. “I bought this for my fun, not hers.”

I call this an example of: “I’m incapable of parking my vehicle in one spot so I will take two and inconvenience everyone else seeking to use this parking lot.” It’s funny, because usually the guilty drivers in these cases are behind the wheel of a … y’know … tank.