I do love me’ some buttery nipples. Bothered to look up how to make them tonight — an ounce of butterschnaps and an ounce of irish cream? I have both! I made my own buttery nipples. Didn’t really have any measuring cups smaller than 1/4th, so I just poured the mix into a glass. Yum!

*Update*

I’m out of Bailey’s. No more Buttery Nipples tonight!

The liquor store is my FIRST stop tomorrow.

Gaaaah.

After drowning like half a gallon of milk at five in the morning, I still have the aftertaste of alcohol and cigarettes in my mouth. Cigarettes? How drunk was I? I didn’t feel that drunk. How many did I smoke? Bleh!

Anyway, I’m off to work. I need to shower, dress, brush my teeth, and take some aspirin. Since the game is later (4, I think?) we should be slow(er). That’s good. I can only take me so much.

(Apparently, I stole a shotglass. I e-mailed Molly. She said I can just leave it on the bar the next time I’m in. I blame KMart*).

((*Not Really))

one of thw songfs at Karaoke was Jonhyy’ds cash’s down down in a burning ring of fire and ?I was all ready to try to kick chuck norris oiut of the effin; bar if te tried to streal johnny’s thuinder oooooh yeah fire

i have’nt eren thins drunk in many years

3 ntty boh 2 woodchuck 3 shots wow im wastyed

i’d like to apologize to kish acwf anfd fool for the ghug bombings i preformed i hope i didfn’rt crush your nbreats. Side of Graevy did i fortget to hug u? unaccewptable!

I was goingt to sing but i can’t so trust me its bettrer this way. I uased to ding in the showr but thew neighbors kept callng the police on nose violation s so i syopped

i;m depamting wth mself if i should call out drunk tomorrow. if you were a store anager woulds you think that to be a valid excuse?

i did n’t barf all over Kmart’s car. I want to go ut into the parking lot and barf onto a random neigthbor’s car. i Think thaT WQOULD be funny unless they catch mer.

bed?

floor c omftu

acw opeef all ovewr hisa furbalz