October 23, 2005

Molly’s kaaoke neet

Filed under: Uncategorized — MalSnay @ 1:34 am

i have’nt eren thins drunk in many years

3 ntty boh 2 woodchuck 3 shots wow im wastyed

i’d like to apologize to kish acwf anfd fool for the ghug bombings i preformed i hope i didfn’rt crush your nbreats. Side of Graevy did i fortget to hug u? unaccewptable!

I was goingt to sing but i can’t so trust me its bettrer this way. I uased to ding in the showr but thew neighbors kept callng the police on nose violation s so i syopped

i;m depamting wth mself if i should call out drunk tomorrow. if you were a store anager woulds you think that to be a valid excuse?

i did n’t barf all over Kmart’s car. I want to go ut into the parking lot and barf onto a random neigthbor’s car. i Think thaT WQOULD be funny unless they catch mer.

bed?

floor c omftu

acw opeef all ovewr hisa furbalz

10 Comments »

  1. wow. good thing you got a ride.

    Comment by molly — October 23, 2005 @ 9:11 am

  2. Oh, sir, I do hope you’re feeling better!

    Comment by NPRJunkie — October 23, 2005 @ 10:21 am

  3. Right as raaaain.

    Comment by MalSnay — October 23, 2005 @ 10:32 am

  4. You guys went to a karaoke bar!!! I love karaoke bars! We have a Korean one less than a mile from my house. It’s called Blue Sky Cafe. Next time give me a heads up and if I am free I will come along!

    Peace,
    –Will

    Comment by Will Burnham — October 23, 2005 @ 11:34 am

  5. um, could you please remember this is a family internet and keep your stories about binging in the shower to yourself? Greatly apreciated. {bats eyelashes}
    Man, I’m bummed I missed it. (but I was glad to see Molly’s comment that you DIDN’T drive!!)

    Comment by zenchick — October 23, 2005 @ 5:55 pm

  6. That was supposed to be “singing” in the shower.

    Comment by MalSnay — October 23, 2005 @ 8:31 pm

  7. Okay, I think you’ve won the award for the “drunkest” post I’ve ever read.

    Comment by Becky — October 23, 2005 @ 9:10 pm

  8. um…DUH. I know it was supposed to be ‘singing’.
    Sheesh. It’s called sarcasm :-)
    Don’t take that as any indicator to stop the drunken posts, now.

    Comment by zenchick — October 23, 2005 @ 11:45 pm

  9. LOL

    and to think that i was lamenting with Steph from muchadoaboutsumfin, that drunk posts are bad.. very very very funny. i think you had a good night

    Comment by lori — October 26, 2005 @ 9:14 am

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