i have’nt eren thins drunk in many years
3 ntty boh 2 woodchuck 3 shots wow im wastyed
i’d like to apologize to kish acwf anfd fool for the ghug bombings i preformed i hope i didfn’rt crush your nbreats. Side of Graevy did i fortget to hug u? unaccewptable!
I was goingt to sing but i can’t so trust me its bettrer this way. I uased to ding in the showr but thew neighbors kept callng the police on nose violation s so i syopped
i;m depamting wth mself if i should call out drunk tomorrow. if you were a store anager woulds you think that to be a valid excuse?
i did n’t barf all over Kmart’s car. I want to go ut into the parking lot and barf onto a random neigthbor’s car. i Think thaT WQOULD be funny unless they catch mer.
bed?
floor c omftu
acw opeef all ovewr hisa furbalz

wow. good thing you got a ride.
Comment by molly — October 23, 2005 @ 9:11 am
Oh, sir, I do hope you’re feeling better!
Comment by NPRJunkie — October 23, 2005 @ 10:21 am
Right as raaaain.
Comment by MalSnay — October 23, 2005 @ 10:32 am
You guys went to a karaoke bar!!! I love karaoke bars! We have a Korean one less than a mile from my house. It’s called Blue Sky Cafe. Next time give me a heads up and if I am free I will come along!
Peace,
–Will
Comment by Will Burnham — October 23, 2005 @ 11:34 am
um, could you please remember this is a family internet and keep your stories about binging in the shower to yourself? Greatly apreciated. {bats eyelashes}
Man, I’m bummed I missed it. (but I was glad to see Molly’s comment that you DIDN’T drive!!)
Comment by zenchick — October 23, 2005 @ 5:55 pm
That was supposed to be “singing” in the shower.
Comment by MalSnay — October 23, 2005 @ 8:31 pm
Okay, I think you’ve won the award for the “drunkest” post I’ve ever read.
Comment by Becky — October 23, 2005 @ 9:10 pm
um…DUH. I know it was supposed to be ‘singing’.
Sheesh. It’s called sarcasm :-)
Don’t take that as any indicator to stop the drunken posts, now.
Comment by zenchick — October 23, 2005 @ 11:45 pm
LOL
and to think that i was lamenting with Steph from muchadoaboutsumfin, that drunk posts are bad.. very very very funny. i think you had a good night
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