Do you know what’s funny? Zebulon delivering instructions and getting pissed off when you give him a blank stare. Why the blank stare? He delivered his instructions in Japanese.

Seriously, I don’t speak the language, might as well wave your arms and bark like a monkey. Zebulon, after instructing me in English under his breath, threw up his arms and moaned, “Tentousama!” like my failure to comprehend a foreign language I’ve never studied reflected the complete collapse of western civillization.

As for the foreign language I did study, all I have to say to you is no hablo espanol, senor(ita?).

Like a blog roll, but with chalk.

And, if you’re curious, it says “Anonymous-Coworker likes little boys.”

… putting on jeans and a shirt and a jacket and driving to the 24-hour not-so-gucci-Giant on Ridgely for ice cream.