Ronald McDonald has robbed a Wendy’s.

I’ve been playing a game called Gun on my PC. It’s set in the 1880′s, and its sort of like every western you’ve ever seen — ride into town, shoot a bunch of people, ride out. Ride into a canyon, shoot a bunch of indians, ride out. I’m particularly enjoying the dynamite-tipped arrows I acquired — shoot a bad guy, he groans, then starts shooting back at you, then he explodes. It’s great!

I enjoy some of the side missions. In the town of Dodge, you can work as a deputy to Sheriff Pat Denton. One of my assignments was to break up a brawl in a back alley. Getting there, I couldn’t figure out how to break up the fight without using a gun, (I later learned that if you grab an individual, you can then subdue them) so I said, “Eh, the name of the game is Gun” so I yanked out my double-barreled shotgun and blasted away.

In retrospect, I should have used a dynamite-tipped arrow.