I wonder if people who order pizza realize that they’re facing a major lawsuit if I slip down their ice-coated front steps in an attempt to deliver them food? Meanwhile they’ve got a garage door they could’ve opened.

Amazon’s tracking interface SUCKS ass. For example, when I enter the tracking code on the UPS website, do you know what I find out? My package was signed for by my lovely neighbors in Apartment B. Why doesn’t Amazon’s tracking page have this information? I don’t know what happened to the info-notice-slip-thing, but they’ve been kind enough to recieve my packages before so I can expect a knock sometime this afternoon and a gruff, “Package, yours, here.”

Huzzah!

(Well … I hope).