Whether you know him as The West Wing’s Chief of Staff, or the guy who got dangled off a really tall building by Sean Connery in The Rock, John Spencer kicked the bucket this morning.

Three parking spots away is one of those shopping-cart-return-depot things, but the dumb bitch takes it SEVEN spots away — as in, four spots out of her way — to leave it on the island at the end of the parking row, where it will no doubt roll free and cause damage to someone’s car.

Merry Christmas?

“Why aren’t you delivering? It’s only raining.”

“Yeah, but the rain is turning to ice.”

“You guys are a bunch of pussies.” *click*

Probably, and you know what, I bet you one of the two people in Maryland who died last night because they lost control of their vehicles wouldn’t be described by you as a “pussy” but, oh, right, they’re dead and I’m not so last laugh = me.

Jackass.