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… by David Moser.

If I didn’t have such a ridiculously packed work schedule looking down at me this weekend and into next week, I’d be first in line for tonight’s (tomorrow’s?) midnight screening of Bubba Ho-Tep at the Charles Theater.

As it is, however, I’ve been entering a yawning-fit every night by eleven and I think were I to try to make it to the movie, I’d be snoozing by the first Bruce Campbell one-liner.