While old dude is inside house getting the cash to pay for the pizzas, oggle his eighteen year old daughter wearing a wet, skimpy two piece suit through which you can see every bump and crease. Then forget to stop oggling daughter before he comes back out.

Whoooooops.

(Who am I kidding? Every time I go out there this summer I know she’ll be at the pool, I know she’s smokin’ hot, and I know I’m going to be oggling her. I best get used to not getting tips from them).

(I delivered there last week and her boyfriend caught me oggling her. “Dude, are you checking out my girlfriend?” “Dude, your girlfriend is hot.” “I know, I can’t believe I’m fucking her!” Yeah, me either.)

Of course, one big difference is that her boyfriend gave me a big tip for eyeing her up, and I’m pretty sure her dad shorted me on the tip (he tipped $2, but he usually tips a lot better) because I was eying her. I hope the boyfriend is around the next time I go there.