Somehow, we started talking about Superman’s sexuality at work. Apparently, he’s gay in the new film, or something. This called to mind a joke I heard many many years ago. Here goes — stop me if you’ve heard it before — :

Superman’s flying over Metropolis. He sees Wonder Woman sunbathing in the nude and thinks, “Hmmm, with my lightning fast speed, I could be on her and done before she notices!”

Superman flies down at the speed of light, bangs her, then flies off. Wonder Woman blinks. “What the hell was that?”

“I dunno,” the Invisible Man replied. “But my ass sure does hurt.”

I never said it was either particularly funny or good. Well, it got a chuckle or two, I’m sure.