This story may or may not be true.

When Abe Lincoln was a lawyer, he was defending a man accused of biting another man’s ear off. Honest Abe elicited from the witness this remark: “I did not see him bite of his ear.”

Abe grinned. “How do you know he did it, then?”

The witness replied: “I saw him spit it out.”

Alternatively, when I got to a house today, and the girl thrust a $20 at me and told me that she didn’t have any change “so you can just keep it all!”, she should’ve thought to inquire of me, “Do you have any change?”

Because I do.

But she didn’t, so I scored a $4.26 tip. Score!

North Korea has WMD. I don’t think this is a big secret. I think five years ago, if you’d asked even the most aggressive “let’s kick Iraq’s ass” loudmouth, they’d've agreed that North Korea had WMD. Well, looks like since the bungling management of the Iraq War, North Korea doesn’t feel particularly threatened by anyone, or feel the need to kowtow to anyone either, since they just tested their nuclear weapons.

The United States, Japan, China and Britain led a chorus of criticism and urged action by the United Nations Security Council in response to the reported test, which fell one day after the anniversary of reclusive North Korean leader Kim Jong-Il’s accession to power nine years ago.

President Bush and Japanese Prime Minister Shinzo Abe agreed to take “decisive action” against North Korea at the U.N. Security Council, which was to meet later Monday in New York.

More finger waving?

(That anchor woman is really ugly).