Serra and Geisha are right: I need to get frakked.

Any volunteers? Inquire below.

(Only women need inquire).

(This post may or may not be in jest).

After explaing to Greg the origin and meaning of the word “frak” (he turned to me and said, “is that why [coworker] keeps calling customers ’stupid motherfrakkers?’”), Greg sighed, put his face in his hands, and mumbled, “No where else would I have to ask my employees to refrain from fictional profanity.”

What is frak?

* The term can describe sexual relations.

“You know what? I don’t care who or what he fraks. He saved my ass down there, all right?” - Starbuck, (Flight of the Phoenix)

* The term, as a perjorative, can be used to curse someone you vilify or find disgusting.

“Frakkin’ rats” - Helo, (Bastille Day)
“Frak you” - Helena Cain, (Resurrection Ship, Part II)

* The term can be used in several variations and compound words.

“Talk to me, you motherfrakker!” - Cally Henderson, (Valley of Darkness)
“Command frak-up” - Pvt. Scott Kelso, (Final Cut)
“frakwit” - Chiefs Tyrol and Laird, (Pegasus (Extended Version))
“I guaran-frakkin-tee you, I will put you down this time for good.” (Scar)

* The term also is used as an adjective to describe an action or object that is subjectively considered outrageous, extreme, or ill-advised.

“Does anybody else think that this plan is frakking nuts?” - Baltar, (Fragged)

* The term can be used as a means of conveying shock or surprise.

“Oh, frak me! Radiological Alarm!” - Felix Gaeta, (33)

* The term can also be used to express agreement.

“Frakkin’ A!” - Sue-Shaun, (Resistance)

* “RFN” is an acronym for “Right Frakking Now.” Lee Adama used the phrase while speaking with Saul Tigh during a Cylon boarding attempt (Valley of Darkness).

This is a “Frak”-themed week on this blog, as you may have noticed. If you don’t like it, feel free to frak off, keep it to your frakkin’ self, or go frak yourself. It’s your frakkin’ choice, I just don’t want to frakkin’ hear about it, you frak happy motherfrakkers.