November 19, 2006

Can You Smell What The Snay Is Cooking?

Filed under: Uncategorized — MalSnay @ 11:08 pm

Because, if you could, you’d want some. Hmm-mmh. (Actually, I’m not cooking it until tomorrow night, but it’s all prepared). Here’s a step-to-step on making my mom’s wonderful Apple Betty (you might remember I posted the recipe).

1st: what’s apple betty without apple? Not a lot. I mixed Mcintosh and Granny Smith — tart baking apples. “For teh good yum inside your stomach.” The recipe calls for four cups of apples, and with six of them I think I was a little heavy, but I’m not an experienced apple peeler, so I wanted to make sure that what I had left would be enough.

apples

2nd: after peeling the apples and setting them to the side, I set to work on the crust — thoroughly mix the following:

crust1

*1 cup sugar
*3/4 cup flour
*1/2 tspn cinnamon
*1/4 tspn nutmeg
*1/2 cup butter

Crumble it up all nice, so it looks like this:
crust2

3rd: I chopped up the apples and put them in a … what do you call this thing? A pan? I dunno. I don’t claim to know.

Once the apples are in the pan, pour a 1/4th cup of orange juice over the apples.

4th: Remember the mix-crust? I poured it gently over the apples, trying to apply it evenly.
finished

5th: Well, right now it’s wrapped and in my fridge, but if you’re hungry, it took me about twenty minutes to prepare, and it needs to cook for forty-five minutes at 375 degrees.

Serve Apple Betty in a bowl and pour cold milk over it. Hmmm-mmmm good.

And, yes, NPR, if you were wondering, this is the first time I’ve used the bakeware you sent me last year. Believe it or not, but today was also the first day I opened that bakeware! Danke, hon.

Art Imitates Life, Or, Actually, The Other Way Around

Filed under: Uncategorized — MalSnay @ 12:01 am

In the recent movie The Sentinal, Secret Service Agents portrayed by Michael Douglas, Keifer Sutherland, and the hot Mexican chick from “Desperate Housewives” exchange gunfire with a bad ass hitman in a suburban Maryland shopping mall.

Tonight, a Secret Service agent exchanged gunfire with an inept wanna-be hitman in a suburban Maryland shopping mall.

Police communications told WBAL News that just before 7:15 p.m., two teenagers were fighting. One of them took out a handgun and opened fire on the other one.

An off-duty U.S. Secret Service agent was in the food court and exchanged gunfire with the shooter.

Yet another reason I’ll be doing all my holiday shopping on Amazon.com, thank you very much. As if the parking, long-checkout lanes, and elderly shoppers weren’t enough reasons to avoid shopping malls.