If the Ipswich Police were smart, they’d know they won’t find the Jack The Ripper-style killer murdering street-walkers in the Eastern England town. The actual perpetrator is an entity named “Rejick”, and isn’t a Jack The Ripper copycat: he was Jack The Ripper! Sorry, Ipswich, but you’re shit out of luck until “Rejick” frames Scotty for murder and Captain Kirk warps to the rescue. True story.

I’m putting this to a vote. Do you agree or disagree? (You can be honest, but I think I’d prefer if you lied and made me feel good. Thanks.)

HT: Jules.

The new uniforms being phased in over the next year at the Franchise look like a cross between Under Armor and Classic 60’s Star Trek Uniforms. I’m not particularly fond of the new “image standards” because I think they look unprofessional and sloppy, but they’re new, so I love ‘em! (Plus, no required nametags! Yay!)

David Duke (tool!) is being interviewed by Wolf Blitzer. He won’t directly answer Wolf’s question (”Do you hate Jews?”), but it is impossible to listen to his statements without coming across with the conclusion “Well, duh.”

Moneyquote, Duke (tool!) to Wolf: “YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE TRUTH!” Duke (tool!), advice: you can’t pull of that line like the master.

1. Last night, before our group presentation in COSC, a few of my group partners started talking about running down to Bateman’s for shots. I and another member declined, but somehow the conversation turned to age. With the exeception of myself and a twenty-year old girl, everyone else was 21. I mean, no shock for me, I know I’m often the oldest student in most of my classes, but what surprised me was how many people seemed to have no idea how old I was. “You’re twenty-eight?!” S. asked, refusing to believe me. “You look so much younger!” That’s one anxiety set aside — kinda wish it had happened earlier in the semester.

2. I came home Monday night to find a muddy footprint in my bathtab, a brand spanking new shower knob, and a customer-service form from Henderson-Webb. Wrench-free showers are the best! (Well, they’re second to Wench-Plus Showers, anyway).

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I found this at Lori’s Cubes and I think it is probably the best online quiz ever …

(Stupid messy code).

I just now got home from Towson.

I got there at 6:30am.

What a long night. Of course, I could’ve been home by 9:30, but a bunch of us from CompSci went down to Bateman’s and had a bit of a “last class” celebration — beers, cold french fries, and pool. Bateman’s has some stupid thing Tuesday night where they charge a cover for a bar. Suffice to say, we went to the restaraunt instead, then snuck through the gaming area to the bar and had $1 beers.

Anyway, given that I’ve had three finals today and have been up and going since 6am, I’m fucking exhausted and going to bed. If I wake up before noon, I’m agonna be crabby.