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These nerds — represented in brick by Andrew Lipson — probably wish Santa would deliver to them hot slutty Lego chicks.
Again — Merry Christmas. Anyone who actually checked back every hour is a fucking nerd. (Since I wrote all of these, that probably makes me king nerd…)
Wrapping up this series of Lego-themed Christmas posts, comes this large Santa Clause from noted Lego-sculptor Eric Harshbarger.
In fact, Eric liked his Santa so much he made an army of them.
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays, everyone.
Apparently, in the future, even Space Santa has trouble with the Klingons. Or, y’know, other evil space groups. To that end, Space Santa has armed the living shit out of his sleigh, and equipped an armada of Elf-Fighters to protect his precious cargo of coal (because, in the future, kids suck).
This hour’s MOC is Ryan Wood’s, likeable not only for his awesome brickness, but also for his obvious like for the best show on television.
Eric Harshbarger’s Nativity Scene, a Lego Mosaic represenatation of the painting shown next to it.
Brickshelf Gallery: KHatch. I love the effect of the Lego-brick as faux brick.
After reading this article, titled “30% of Santas Peed On“, it should come as no surprise that Shopping Malls soon begin instituting new security procedures to keep their Santas clean and dry …
… sick humor, from Brickshelf user Almac.
The armed guards are there, clearly, to prevent Santa from being kidnapped by the same folks who shot him down in Post #13.
Awesome creation (Mrs. Clause, I assume) from Toshiya’s Brickshelf Gallery.
(She sort of looks like the concept was Mrs. Clause, younger, sexy, working at a strip club, yes?)
Graviton’s tribute to “A Christmas Carol“:
The creator of this piece, smhltec, used, yes, that’s a Lego minifig’s leg as a mouth. Neat! I bet he’s singing Twisted Sister!
Twas the Night Before Christmas, when all through the Death Star
Not a ‘Trooper was stirring, not even a mouse droid;
The Rebels were hung by the emitter lasers with care,
In hopes that St. Imperial Guard soon would be there.
The clones were nestled all snug in their barracks,
While visions of roasting Ewoks danced in their heads.
And Emperor in his cloak, and I in my breathing-apparatus-helmet,
Had just settled the Force for a long space-winter’s nap.
When out on the command deck there arose such a beeping,
I sprang from my recharge bay to demand an officer to investigate what was the matter and report back to me.
(or be force throttled if they delayed)
Away to the monitors I flew like an old man with mechanical limbs,
Tore open the doors, and scared the bejesus out of my Stormtrooper bodyguard.
Graviton’s “Star Wars”-themed interpretation of the Santa Clause myth inspired some creative writing on my part. I hope you enjoyed it, because Celement Clarke Moore probably wouldn’t.
Okay, so this one is a bit of a stretch …
You can play the video game “Lego Star Wars II” and use a Santa Clause character. Details here, and, y’know, make sure you leave Santa a big frosty glass of milk and a lot of cookies for Santa next year, if you didn’t this year.
Alternate Title: RED SLEIGH DOWN
Saved for the Unlucky Thirteenth Post of the day, Santa mistakenly violates a “No Fly Zone”, and as a result of his greedy short-cutting, a whole world of children won’t have a very cheery Christmas. This vignet, also from the Rev. Brendan Powell Smith, is so wrong. So very very wrong. (I couldn’t stop laughing, when first I saw it).
Didier Enjary wishes the at-large Lego community Merry Christmas with his Christmas themed Lego creation.
Heart warming, ain’t it? Don’t worry — the next one is pretty sick.
(Sick in like a, “Dear God, that’s fucking sick!” kind of way. Come back in an hour to see.)
This one kinda sorta doesn’t count, because I already wrote about it, a few days ago. The Gingerbread House.
