TFG (Assclownopolis) credits Cranky Mommy with inspiring his interest in what he terms “crankometrics.” His own words:

“This technique consists of tabulating the contents of the subject’s brain in a graphical manner … Despite the hindrance of not knowing anything about most of these people, I’ve applied the technique to several bloggers.”

Here is his crankometric take of me:

And should you happen to peruse his post, you will notice that many of the bloggers he profiles seem overly concerned with “kicking Malnurtured Snay’s ass.” Thankfully, my ass makes for a wide target.

(Who will I hug next? And what are numbers 2 and 3?)

I realize that anyone who has read it will probably lambast me for this mistaken opinion, but I truthfully thought it was some sort of science-fiction novel about, um, a watership in distress. So, I’ve wanted to read Richard Adam’s Watership Down for quite some time (maybe when Sawyer wouldn’t shut up about it on Lost). Anyway, so it’s going to be some light fiction to keep myself occupied over the semester, and of course, the first chapter opens with a quote from Aeschlyus’ Agamemnon, which, of course, is part of the semester’s reading for my ItCM course.

There’s just no damn escape, is there?