For a couple of years I worked at a school in a not-so-great neighborhood and at first the locals thought I was an undercover cop, so they called me “Five-O” for awhile as I drove by. When they figured out that I worked in the area, they’d call out the name of the school when they saw me.

Dying/Death

Buy the farm
Toes up
Tits up
Six feet under
The long sleep

Drunkeness
Mildly drunk = “Nice” or “Good”.
Very drunk = Just drunk.
Too drunk = Gone.

Drugs/High on Drugs
Mari-ju-wana. Weed. / “Doing the Heroin Lean”

Cool Person
Cool.

Uncool Person
Fucktard. Dumbass.

Wonderful
Sweet. Awesome. Bangin’.

Terrible
Shitty.

Attractive
Tender vittles (usually if he’s too young). Hot. Aesthetically pleasing (because we’re geeks). Bangin’.

Unattractive
Fugly.

Police
Po Po’s. Copper. Cop.

Dying/Death
Done. Toast.

What about geeetings? I’ve got one friend who’s more into (Southern) hip hop culture than the rest of us, so for a while now it’s been “What it do?” or “What’s good?” whenever we talk to him. I swear I’ve been saying “What’s up” for a good 10 years.

An attractive woman can be a “Betty.”

Drugs/High on Drugs
Wasted. Nodding. In a nod.

Cool Person
Hoopy Frood? No, I’m kidding. I just say “cool”.

Uncool Person
Lamer.

Wonderful
Cool. Fantastic. Brilliant.

Terrible
Fantastic. Only sarcastically.

Attractive
No’ bad.

Unattractive
No’ greet, either.

Police
… cops.

Dying/Death
Hanging with Uncle Dirtnap. Sleeping The Big Sleep. Said The Long Goodbye. too much film noir.

Police: po-po, 5-0, the fuzz, pigs

Unattractive: busted

The only slang I can think of for police, which is derogatory, is “pig”. Death/Dying I think “kick the bucket”.

Isn’t Cool person kind of slang in and of itself? That person is cool!

Sounds like a fun and difficult class.

I am not cool, and when I do use slang it totally sound uncool!