You: Cute blonde upset that you bought your copy of “Harry Potter” at a store not offering a free Harry Potter Calendar.
Me: Stocky dude in “MARYLAND” hooded sweatshirt buying “Harry Potter” at Circuit City because it was the cheapest price and not caring a wit for free Harry Potter Calendar.
You: Happy that I gave you my free calendar.
Me: Happy I was able to make you smile and pissed at myself for not asking you out. (I think you woulda liked my Hogwarts*.)
*Yeah. No double entendre, that.
UPDATE: The Baltimore Sun’s Maryann Jones gives me some ‘geek love’ on BaltAmour. I think the double entendre loses something without the link to the seven foot tall Lego castle, though.