You: Cute blonde upset that you bought your copy of “Harry Potter” at a store not offering a free Harry Potter Calendar.
Me: Stocky dude in “MARYLAND” hooded sweatshirt buying “Harry Potter” at Circuit City because it was the cheapest price and not caring a wit for free Harry Potter Calendar.
You: Happy that I gave you my free calendar.
Me: Happy I was able to make you smile and pissed at myself for not asking you out. (I think you woulda liked my Hogwarts*.)
*Yeah. No double entendre, that.
UPDATE: The Baltimore Sun’s Maryann Jones gives me some ‘geek love’ on BaltAmour. I think the double entendre loses something without the link to the seven foot tall Lego castle, though.
Yeah, no double entendre about a great big… Hogwarts… one that’s 7 feet tall, oh, no entendre there at all, let alone a double one.
Has your head exploded from the construction of that sentence yet? If not I’m willing to come back and try again.
Comment by Pand0raWilde — December 12, 2007 @ 12:02 pm
dude, if you don’t copy and paste that into a Craigslist “missed connections” ad, I may have to do it for you!
Comment by zenchick — December 12, 2007 @ 6:42 pm
Jeeze. Did you create that all alone?
Comment by Sometimes Saintly Nick — December 13, 2007 @ 1:59 am
Next time, write your number on the calendar before handing it over. :)
Comment by danielle — December 13, 2007 @ 1:21 pm
Seriously, a girl who likes Harry Potter as much as you do, and you didn’t ask her out???? What were you thinking? Bill Buckner thinks that you aren’t clutch.
Comment by losrulz — December 13, 2007 @ 5:56 pm
That sounds like a Nora Ephron film.
Comment by WM — December 15, 2007 @ 10:37 pm