So, back in November, my pretty little car did a bang-boom-biff into a deer. Technically speaking, the deer did a biff-boom-bang into my car. A few weeks later, my insurance company totaled the car, I returned the tags to a tag-and-title place on York Road, bought a new car, and thought everything was over.
Month or so later, got a letter from the MVA. I needed to submit proof of insurance on my wrecked car or have my registration suspended. I needed to submit a form from my insurance company. In case my vehicle had a certain fate — like, being totaled — there were other steps I needed to take. In this case, a letter from my insurance company stating that my car had been totaled on such and such a date. That letter needed to include certain information: the year, make and VIN, referencing the case number.
My insurance company sent me a letter, and I certified it out to the MVA. I got another letter from the MVA: as the letter did not include my car’s VIN, it would not suffice. No big: contacted the insurance company, they sent me another letter: this time, with the VIN. Mailed that out to the MVA.
Few weeks later, tonight, there’s another letter in my mailbox: this time, the MVA claims I’ve ignored all attempts at contact (I have your response to my insurance company’s first letter pinned on my bulletin board, but I’m going to chalk this up to “bureaucracy that doesn’t talk to itself” and not “fucking liars”) and has informed me that they’ve suspended the registration on my Toyota Celica.
As in, my totaled Toyota Celica. That I haven’t seen in four months. That is probably rusting out in a lot somewhere waiting to be chopped to pieces for resale.
I’m going to blame this on that fucking deer, too.
