“All of your present plans will be successful.”
Chinese fortune cookie today: too bad my present plans don’t involve an illegal scheme to net me millions of dollars, however.
“I told him to put it away.”
Customer entering the store, to the service manager at the part-time job, who was jaw agape at a drunk who had just walked out with his penis completely exposed.
“I want to tie him up to the chair!”
One of my part-time coworkers, expressing regret that I was leaving work for the night Friday night. My response: “I like where this conversation is going!” Alas, she is moving back west this week.
“Why is there a stripper pole in your cube?”
“[Snay] gave it to me! And it’s a lamp. And also? It’s not big enough to be a stripper pole.” (See, I’ve been giving away my excess IKEA NOT lamps…)
My last fortune cookie said, depressingly: “Love or Money, or neither?”
Thanks cookie guys!
Comment by shelley — May 19, 2008 @ 7:53 am