The President of Tribune Interactive sure didn’t like his stint at eBay, via his company bio:

Chase joins Tribune after leaving his post as vocabulary advisorist for George W. Bush, President of the United States of America. President Bush recruited Chase from eBay where he worked as president of buying crap. In this role, Chase increased the percentage of crap available on eBay by 300%. He honed his crap-procurement techniques during his tenure at Google, where he worked as vice president of finding crap anywhere. Previous stints include jobs at Microsoft (he worked side-by-side with Bill Gates to develop stuff) and at the major television networks (he watched a lot of TV and ate a lot of crap). Chase refers to his network days as the “genesis of my crap craft.”

I hope this wasn’t a “I’ll slap this up for the time being and take it down before anyone notices” kind of thing, because, too late!