First reaction? Kristen Bell in a Princess Leia slave outfit from ROTJ? Be still, my beating heart and throbbing — *cough* oh, okay, um, moving on.
I had made plans with some coworkers at both the Office, and the Bookstore, to meet up Saturday to see Fanboys. For various reasons, we planned on meeting up for the 11:50am showing. This marks the last time I try to see if anyone is interested in doing anything after-work, because out of the ten or so people who expressed interest, some of whom said they would without fail be present, yep, you guessed it, I was the only one who went. Fuckers. (Brian? Fahad? Hurley? Jim? Ya’ll are fuckers, fuckers.)
In fact, I was the only person who went to see that movie at that time. Not only was I the only person in the theater, I was hanging around the entrance for ten minutes before they even turned on the house lights in that theater. (more…)

