July 23, 2009

[dripping sarcasm]You’re a Class Act, WBAL.[/dripping sarcasm]

Filed under: Uncategorized — MalSnay @ 11:24 am

About three and a half years ago, the sister of a friend of mine was murdered. Her death made national headlines as the “MySpace Murder.” Her murderer, John Gaumer, was convicted and sentenced to life in prison. His victim’s death was horrifically violent and totally senseless: she changed her mind about going home with him, and to thank her, he beat her to death, then violently mutilated her body to obscure her identity.

WBAL, the NBC-affiliate TV station (and a radio station, too) has been engaged in a legal battle with the Brown family over digital copies of Gaumer’s “disturbingly graphic” confession. Maryland’s Court of Special Appeals ruled in WBAL’s favor.

I understand that there is a need for the public to have access to materials which are considered public record, but frankly, airing part of Gaumer’s confession seems less like “news reporting”, and more like the sort of voyeurism that has led to stories about Michael Jackson still getting top billing on CNN a month after he died.

Whose interest is served by airing this footage? I’ll tell you whose interest isn’t: Josie’s orphaned daughter. If it’s gotta be public record, fine. But that doesn’t mean WBAL has any sort of journalistic obligation or imperative to air the footage. Frankly, this sort of sensationalism is part of the reason a whole lot of people are still talking about how Walter Cronkite’s death marked the end of journalism.

Although WBAL won the legal battle, I hope they never air the footage, and I hope you feel this way, too. Contact WBAL:

General Manager Jordan Wertlieb can be e-mailed at jwertlieb@hearst.com, and telephoned at 410-338-6403 (direct).

News Director Michelle Butt can be e-mailed at mbutt@hearst.com, and telephoned at 410-338-6501 (direct).

World War II, According to Urban Dictionary

Filed under: Uncategorized — MalSnay @ 10:28 am

Urban Dictionary:

Germany invades Czechoslovakia.

Britain & France tell them to stop that bullshit.

Germany invades Poland.

(Russia also invades Poland from the other side: everybody forgets this.)

Britain & France declare war. This is the ‘official’ kick-off.

Italy, Bulgaria, Hungary, & Romania all join the German side. (Everybody forgets the last three.)

Axis forces go through Europe like vindaloo through a colostomy.

Nazis exterminate Jews, gays, gypsies, & the disabled. (everybody remembers the jews but forgets the rest.)

UK holds out.

Russia & the USA don’t do shit.

Entire divisions of Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, French & Serbian volunteers join the Axis armies & SS. (everybody forgets this & to listen to them now, they were all in the fucking resistance, which must have been MASSIVE.)

Axis forces invade Russia. Suddenly the Russians don’t think it’s funny any more.

Japan joins the Axis & bombs Pearl Harbor.

Suddenly the US doesn’t think it’s funny any more.

The USA tools up the world, ’cause it’s got more factories than everybody else put together, & they’re out of bomber range.

Axis runs out of steam in Russia, cause Russia’s enormous & bloody freezing.

Allies invade on D-Day… 5 landings: 2 British, 2 American, 1 Canadian. (everybody forgets the Canadians.)

Hitler ends up smouldering in a ditch. Russians find the body & confirm he only had one ball. Seriously.

The US decides invading stuff is a pain in the ass and invents the atom bomb instead. Drops two buckets ‘o sunshine on Japan.

Russians steal half of Europe.

UK’s spent almost every penny it had.

US starts telling everybody how it was all about them, & 64 years later is still doing so.

This made me shoot hot chocolate out of my nostrils. NOT FUN.