If you’re planning on buying only one Christmas album this year …
… even if you’re not planning on buying a Christmas album this year …
EVEN IF YOU HATE CHRISTMAS MUSIC, AND CHRISTMAS, AND BOB DYLAN, AND KITTENS.
… you should buy this one
It’s so worth it, just for Must Be Santa, which The Daily Loaf describes as “a superfast, speed-polka romp through the old chestnut.” I’m trying not to crack up at my desk right now listening to the track on my iPod.
(Yes, I’ve put Christmas music on my iPod already. Fuck off. And Merry Thanksgiving. Grinch.)
(Okay, so maybe you shouldn’t order a Bob Dylan Christmas album if you hate both Bob Dylan and Christmas music, but at least think of the kittens and don’t masturbate tonight, okay?)
On the contrary, I’m not getting that album because I LOVE both Bob Dylan and Christmas music!
I previewed a few of the songs on iTunes…I guess it might grow on me (maybe), but for now Dylan and Christmas music need to stay in separate realms for me.
I will take that copy of Jaws though…
Comment by Susan — November 5, 2009 @ 3:15 pm
No!No!NO!!! Hell to the NO!
Comment by Herb — November 5, 2009 @ 4:14 pm
Susan – it’s actually like, pretty awesome! E-mail me your address.
Herb – YES!YESYES! HELL TO THE YES! It’s awesome.
Comment by MalSnay — November 5, 2009 @ 9:59 pm
I’m totally looking forward to hearing this.. this review makes me even more excited.
Comment by the pizza — November 5, 2009 @ 10:15 pm
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