December 8, 2009

New Bible Translation

Filed under: Uncategorized — MalSnay @ 9:49 am

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From the “I wish I’d thought of that” department, I present the LOLCat Bible Translation Project, with Genesis 1:

1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem.

2 Da Urfs no had shapez An haded dark face, An Ceiling Cat rode invisible bike over teh waterz.

3 At start, no has lyte. An Ceiling Cat sayz, i can haz lite? An lite wuz.4 An Ceiling Cat sawed teh lite, to seez stuffs, An splitted teh lite from dark but taht wuz ok cuz kittehs can see in teh dark An not tripz over nethin.5 An Ceiling Cat sayed light Day An dark no Day. It were FURST!!!1

6 An Ceiling Cat sayed, im in ur waterz makin a ceiling. But he no yet make a ur. An he maded a hole in teh Ceiling.7 An Ceiling Cat doed teh skiez with waterz down An waterz up. It happen.8 An Ceiling Cat sayed, i can has teh firmmint wich iz funny bibel naim 4 ceiling, so wuz teh twoth day.

9 An Ceiling Cat gotted all teh waterz in ur base, An Ceiling Cat hadz dry placez cuz kittehs DO NOT WANT get wet.10 An Ceiling Cat called no waterz urth and waters oshun. Iz good.

However, this is still not as awesome as The Brick Testament:

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HT: @Lucifex

Names Changed To Protect The Guilty

Filed under: Uncategorized — MalSnay @ 6:58 am

Floating around the intranet at work last week:

From: Nora Lynch
To: Not Quite Everyone
Subject: Happy Hour

So, I’m thinking a happy hour not this Friday but the next one (11th) so that Jordan can actually show up to one.

I don’t know a lot of the new people and don’t really feel like learning names, and I’m basically lazy, so feel free to forward this around.

We will probably do the usual place but I’m always down for a change of scene.

From: Brendan Schwitzel
To: Not Quite Everyone
Subject: Re: Happy Hour

To set the tone of how you guys plan for a ‘2 beer, 2 hour’ happy hour event, I’d like to tentatively set a may 14th happy hour date in 2010.
Rsvp cards will go out roughly in the 3rd quarter of march, please make the necessary arrangements. I hope everyone can attend, I know its tough drinking a couple brews after an 8 hour day, but I think this gives us plenty of time to plan accordingly.

With Best Regards,
Brendan “Action” Schwitzel

From: Nora Lynch
To: Not Quite Everyone
Subject: Re: Re: Happy Hour

Yeah, I can’t go…massive orgy planned.

From: Greg Heinzt
To: Not Quite Everyone
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Happy Hour

Nora that got cancelled and rescheduled for tonight.

From: Kei Hsoui
To: Not Quite Everyone
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Happy Hour

People plan orgies? Don’t those just…happen?

From: Danielle Bovai
To: Not Quite Everyone
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Happy Hour

So that’s why it’s not on my outlook….
::Taking the hint

From: Kristin Bromstrong
To: Not Quite Everyone
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Happy Hour

You guys scare me.

From: Nora Lynch
To: Not Quite Everyone
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Happy Hour

don’t be scared … we have candy …


From: Rochelle Morris
To: Not Quite Everyone
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Happy Hour

good1


From: Fred Hobbes
To: Not Quite Everyone
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Happy Hour

candy1


From: Danielle Bovai
To: Not Quite Everyone
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Happy Hour

chat

From: Josh Hudson
To: Not Quite Everyone
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Happy Hour

You know, I really did plan on coming to happy hour. But after that series of emails I’m going to go ahead and say I’m busy.

As for me? I’ll likely skip it: there’ll be a whole other bunch of freaks here:

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And these freaks I don’t have to work with.