February 22, 2010

Joseph Stack is a terrorist, not a hero.

Filed under: Uncategorized — MalSnay @ 3:01 pm

Remember back to a day in September, just a year and a half short of a decade ago. Four groups of men hijacked four different airplanes. Three flew headfirst into buildings, the fourth crashed on a rural field in Pennsylvania. Fueled by an extremist branch of a religion, they died in the name of “God.” I use “God” in parentheses, because whether you believe in Him, Her or It or not, only God speaks for God, and men who claim to do so are delusional unto the point of stupidity.

Pretty much everyone in the world was all “Holy shit, WTF.” And everyone agrees that it was an act of terrorism.

Terrorism isn’t easy to define, but let’s agree that for an act to be considered terrorist, it must at least include the threat of violence, possibly as an attempt at exercising political change through the use or threat of continued force.

Right, so: fly planes into buildings and kill a lot of people: terrorist.

However: fly one plane into one building and kill one person, who doesn’t count because he works for the IRS: HERO.

Wait a second, Joe Stack is a hero?

There are some bizarre — and disturbing — comments on this piece fro the Dallas Morning News seem to reflect that opinion.

There’s something extremely wrong in this country when we label as “heroes” people who “protest” things they don’t like by the use of deadly force. There are lots of ways to protest something — make a sign, write a blog, vote for Ralph Nader — and while sometimes, yes, I will concede that violence can be a legitimate form of protest, because taxation is not a violent form of conduct (have you ever seen a 1040EZ form beat the shit out of someone?), using violence in reprisal is sort of like … well, calling yourself a teabagger** completely un-ironically.

I understand why Samantha Bell, Stack’s daughter, wants to view her father as a hero. This is quite possibly a side of her father she never, ever saw. She probably remembers him as the guy who bounced her on her knee, helped her with her homework, put her through college, gave her advice on the men she dated. I don’t know this, obviously, this is all speculation on my part, but it’s supported by this quote:

“The father I knew was a loving, caring, devoted man who cherished every moment with me and my three children, his grandchildren,” she said. “This man who did this was not my father.”

Last week, I got home Wednesday and turned on the TV. I’d watched LOST the night before, so I found myself with an episode of Oprah. Just when I was about to change the channel, the episode’s promo came on: it was about family members of serial killers, and how they dealt with what their family members had done. The son of Jim Jones spoke about how he reconciled his love for his father with the mass murder at Jonestown; and the sister of John Wayne Gacy spoke about her struggles understanding her brother’s actions.

I think it’s probably a similar situation for Samantha Bell. She just needs some good part of her father to hold on to.

As for the larger community of support behind Stack’s actions — well, maybe it’s just because he only killed one low level IRS Bureaucrat, a guy named Vernon Hunter, a Vietnam veteran, and not one of the people who crafted the tax laws Stack railed against — maybe if the collision had killed a whole bunch of children, too, maybe then some of the extreme fringe would have the necessary perspective to step back and say, “No!”

As it is, I don’t think this is the last we’ve seen of domestic, home-grown terrorists. Joe Stack, despite whatever many good qualities he may have had, died in an act of terrorism. Timothy McVeigh was a terrorist. They’re not the first, and they’ll hardly be the last.

*Bob Marshall: Deluded! Stupid!

**The relevant definition is the 2nd.

“People say I lack patience. Maybe they’re right. Because right now I feel like mangling you into something that a cat wouldnt recognize as a fur ball.”

Filed under: Uncategorized — MalSnay @ 8:28 am

Recently, I finished Boston Legal. I mean: I finished it. I’d seen a handful of episodes, and I liked it enough, that when I saw the series’ season sets on Amazon for $15 a pop, I scooped ‘em up. An episode here or there, a whole ton on snow days, and I made my way through the show. For the most part, I enjoyed it. I felt the fifth season was very weak; and I do truly wish FOX or David E. Kelley would push for complete DVD releases of The Practice, and Picket Fences. Barring that, I wish they’d make them available on Hulu.

So finishing with Boston Legal, I wanted something else to watch an episode here or there, and so I looked through my TV-on-DVD box sets.

So I threw in the first disc of one of my favorite TV shows from my high school days: The Adventures of Brisco County Jr., which happened to feature Boston Legal’s Christian Clemenson as a lawyer named Socrates Poole. Well, I mean, also Bruce Campbell as the titular star. The show also happened to be created by a guy named Carlton Cuse, whose name you might be familiar with because he’s the showrunner of a certain program about a mysterious island that sometimes gets unstuck in time: Lost.

But if you’ve never seen Brisco County, Jr., and you’re a fan of Firefly, you might want to give the show a chance. While Firefly** was a western set in space, Brisco County, Jr. was a sci-fi set in the Old West: Junior is recruited by the robber-barons of the Old West to hunt down the villainous Bly (Billy Drago*), who, along with the twelve members of his gang, is on the hunt for a mysterious, powerful “orb.” Bly also happened to gun down County’s father, Federal Marshal Brisco County, Sr., so that helps with the whole “motivation” thing.

Anyway, I began Googling and IMDBing some of the folks involved with the show, and I was kind of shocked to learn that Julius Carry, who’d played rival bounty hunter Lord Bowler, passed away in August 2008.

Lately, it feels like I’ve written a lot of these “RIP” posts — they’re sort of morbid, don’t you agree? But until his death, there’d always have been the possibility that I would’ve bumped into Julius Carry on the street one day, and just had the opportunity to say, “Hey, I really enjoyed Brisco County. Hope you’re well.” But such is the way things work out that he’s been dead for a year and a half and it just pinged my radar screen. Rest in Peace, Mr. Carry.

*You probably know him as the guy Kevin Costner throws off the roof in The Untouchables.

**Zoe’s rifle? That prop was originally used on Brisco County. I think it’s actually the one Bowler wears on his back.