Look. It’s like this. I love Indiana Jones. Love the movies. The whip. The hat. Heck, even the bag. So when it was announced that they were making a fourth film, hell, I was all about it. And then I saw it, and — and I was so excited to see it, and it felt like my heart had been ripped from my body and shattered into a million kabillion tiny pieces.
So, anyway, apparently they’re doing a fifth one. Or at the very least, they’re on their way to doing a fifth one. And all I can say is …
Just let him rest. Please.