May 18, 2010

HOLY SHIT. There really IS an iPhone app for EVERYTHING.

Filed under: Uncategorized — MalSnay @ 2:43 pm

My mind. It has been blown. Bended. Twisted. Warped.

It’s one of those moments where you realize how little you’ve known about the world, and all the wonders it contains. It forces you to take a step back, and reconsider your entire life, up to that moment.

At the very least, it makes you scrub your tentative plans to purchase a Nintendo Wii, because you don’t need a Wii to play SimCity.

Nope: it’s available for the motherfuckin’ iPhone!

Apparently, it’s been out for a while. And while I hesitated at first (I was somewhere between “Well, this can’t be any good” and “WOOOHOOO! DANCE OF JOY!”), the mostly positive reviews have warmed my heart’s cold cackles. And, also, I’d rather pay $2.99 for SimCity iPhone than $230 for Wii & Sim City, y’know?

But, yes: I do now whole heartedly accept that whatever it is I am looking for, yes, Virginia, there is indeed “an app for that.”

(I would be playing it right now …. except because of the size of the file, you’ve actually got to download it while your phone is connected to iTunes. Alas!)

Teaser Tuesday: Arthur Rex by Thomas Berger

Filed under: Uncategorized — MalSnay @ 9:41 am

I don’t usually participate in memes, but this one seems right up my alley.

Teaser Tuesdays is a weekly bookish meme, hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along!

Just do the following:

* Grab your current read
* Open to a random page
* Share two (2) “teaser” sentences from somewhere on that page
* BE CAREFUL NOT TO INCLUDE SPOILERS! (make sure that what you share doesn’t give too much away! You don’t want to ruin the book for others!)
* Share the title & author, too, so that other TT participants can add the book to their TBR Lists if they like your teasers!

My teaser this week comes from Arthur Rex: A Legendary Novel by Thomas Berger:

“Go and have it burned,” commanded King Arthur.

And recognizing that this was the zeal of youth conjoined with a novel sense of power (but the lad was a real king, for only such could have identified at long range a brothel, another ensample of which he could never have seen living in bucolic Wales), Merlin cast a spell upon King Arthur, in which he seemed to see smoke and flames arising from the stews, and therefore he was satisfied. (pg 33)

Sadly, Arthur Rex is long since out of print. But! You can find a copy where I found a copy: Alibris!

HT: Jenn’s Bookshelves

Yes, The Enemy Within Is A Dog With a Unicorn. And Antennas.

Filed under: Uncategorized — MalSnay @ 7:25 am

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Wanna be scared?

From The Atlantic:

Imagine your computer to be a big spaceship, like the starship Enterprise on Star Trek. The ship is so complex and sophisticated that even an experienced commander like Captain James T. Kirk has only a general sense of how every facet of it works. From his wide swivel chair on the bridge, he can order it to fly, maneuver, and fight, but he cannot fully comprehend all its inner workings. The ship contains many complex, interrelated systems, each with its own function and history—systems for, say, guidance, maneuvers, power, air and water, communications, temperature control, weapons, defensive measures, etc. Each system has its own operator, performing routine maintenance, exchanging information, making fine adjustments, keeping it running or ready. When idling or cruising, the ship essentially runs itself without a word from Captain Kirk. It obeys when he issues a command, and then returns to its latent mode, busily doing its own thing until the next time it is needed.

Now imagine a clever invader, an enemy infiltrator, who does understand the inner workings of the ship. He knows it well enough to find a portal with a broken lock overlooked by the ship’s otherwise vigilant defenses—like, say, a flaw in Microsoft’s operating platform. So no one notices when he slips in. He trips no alarm, and then, to prevent another clever invader from exploiting the same weakness, he repairs the broken lock and seals the portal shut behind him. He improves the ship’s defenses. Ensconced securely inside, he silently sets himself up as the ship’s alternate commander. He enlists the various operating functions of the ship to do his bidding, careful to avoid tripping any alarms. Captain Kirk is still up on the bridge in his swivel chair with the magnificent instrument arrays, unaware that he now has a rival in the depths of his ship. The Enterprise continues to perform as it always has. Meanwhile, the invader begins surreptitiously communicating with his own distant commander, letting him know that he is in position and ready, waiting for instructions.

And now imagine a vast fleet, in which the Enterprise is only one ship among millions, all of them infiltrated in exactly the same way, each ship with its hidden pilot, ever alert to an outside command. In the real world, this infiltrated fleet is called a “botnet,” a network of infected, “robot” computers. The first job of a worm like Conficker is to infect and link together as many computers as possible—the phenomenon witnessed by Porras and other security geeks in their honeypots. Thousands of botnets exist, most of them relatively small—a few thousand or a few tens of thousands of infected computers. More than a billion computers are in use around the world, and by some estimates, a fourth of them have been surreptitiously linked to a botnet. But few botnets approach the size and menace of the one created by Conficker, which has stealthily linked between 6 million and 7 million computers.

Yeah … the only reason I’m posting this is for the copious amounts of Star Trek references (of which the article’s title is one).