& The Cold War is ALSO gone away, hon …

In today’s USA Today, there was a section about what delegates at the Republican Convention wanted to hear President Bush talk about. A woman named Linda Higdon of Memphis said, “He’s going to lay out his picture for his plans for the next four years. The war is obviously on their minds, especially because of the new attack in the Soviet Union. The economy is always a vital part of what we as Americans have to deal with.”

Linda also stated that the end of the Cold War was a plot by the evil Bill Clinton, and that the death of her cat was also the handiwork of the evil Bill Clinton. In fact, when she ran out of gas on I-95 last week? Evil Bill Clinton siphoned her gas tank empty.