2x Tuesday

So at the Domino’s I work at, every Tuesday we have “two for tuesday” – buy one, get the second one free. On one hand, that’s nice because Tuesdays are very busy. On the other hand, it sucks because all the cheap asses order.

In our delivery area, the average tip (not including mileage) is in the $4 range. Most Tuesdays – because the cheapasses (“I have a million dollar house and two H2s but can’t afford a $5 tip because I’m a damn dirty whore!!!!!”) are ordering – my tip average usually drops to about $3. Today – well, yesterday, I suppose – my tip average was all time LOW of $2.15.

I hate Two for Tuesdays.

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  1. I thought $5 bucks was the standard?

    I used to work at Starbucks in a “new money” neighborhood … we’d hand them their change, you know — like a nickle, and they would actually WAIT for us to make eye contact with them before they dropped it in the tip jar. “Oh, thank you Ms. I drive a Lexus and don’t have to work because my husband works 18 hours a day and that’s ok because I hate him anyway and I have nothing else better to do than spend all day at Starbucks with my bratty kids so they can break your stuff instead of the stuff we got at home!!!”

    How DO six people split a nickel, anyway?

  2. Don’t I wish it was the standard! Actually, I’m lucky because both places I drive for have a group of regular customers who tip very well, and my average at both is higher than at other shops I’ve driven for. Usually, most drivers make about $2.50 – $3.50 a delivery, including the store paid mileage.

    But it just takes a couple of cheapasses to ruin a night! “Yeah, I’m going to put eight miles on my car driving to and from your nice big eight-bedroom house with in-door swimming pool and two H2s and a Porsche in the driveway, thanks for the dollar tip. Ass.”

  3. I’m a really small town in VA. I manage a Domino’s and my driver’s average tip per delivery is 1.25. If any of them get over 3, it the bragging rights.