But I really wanted a whore!

Peaktalk notes that “Dutch police have arrested a man of Moroccan descent who was part of a group that was planning to attack Amsterdam’s world-famous red-light district.”

My friends Emily & Danielle recently spent six months in Ireland, and visited Amsterdam. As reported to me, Danny wanted to go to the red light district because she wanted to see all the girls in the window.

Thank goodness we all still can!

Hat tip: Andrew Sullivan.

UPDATE: ClarityandResolve reports that the terrorist to be was a pizza delivery guy, a branch of terrorists who are so “so radical that they use anchovies to spell out “CHOKE KUFFAR SCUM” in Arabic on the pizzas”

I would just like to say on behalf of pizza delivery guys everywhere, anchovies are disgusting and they stink up our cars and we hate them. Death to terrorist pizza guys.