MADP

You know, with drunk drivers, if you’re in your house, you’ll probably be fine against them. But with drunk pilots, they’re liable to just drop in through your roof. You can never be safe from drunk pilots. Once could be flying towards you RIGHT NOW.

John Salamone had a blood alcohol level of 0.15% when he landed after an erratic, four-hour flight on Jan. 15 over the Philadelphia region, authorities said. The legal limit for drivers in Pennsylvania is 0.08%.

A Philadelphia police helicopter helped force the plane down. Officials acknowledged at the time there was little they could do to bring the plane down — short of shooting at it — after the North American Aerospace Defense Command concluded it was not a terrorist threat.

So, what I want to know – where is MADP? Mothers Against Drunk Pilots? Yeah, I know, not the same ring as MADD.