When I moved into this apartment on June 10th, 2003, I had three nail clippers. I’ve bought two more since then because I can never EVER find them. Like today – I ripped apart the bathroom, the bedroom, and the living room looking for ANY of the five clippers I’ve had.
AND I CAN NOT FIND THEM!
My current theory is that Guy and Tippy are hiding them somewhere, somewhere secret where they go when I’m sleeping and say in feline-ese, “Look at these shiny objects, we must treasure them.”