I just returned home from the Giant Food in Hunt Valley.
Apparently there was a scheduling crisis, and they only had two employees working the front. One was running around “trouble shooting” the automated checkout lanes. The other was running a register.
Well, for some reason, a bunch of rich stupid people came in to shop. Being rich stupid people, they were too stupid to use the automated checkout lanes, and too rich to wait in line, so one particularly obnoxious woman kept asking the clerk, “Why is there only one lane open? I don’t understand. Why?”
The clerk kept answering her – “I’m sorry, people called out, we didn’t have a lot of people scheduled, call tomorrow and bitch to the supervisor there’s nothing I can do.”
“Why do you have only one lane open? Why?”
The clerk would answer her again. And again, the bitch would ask, “Why only one lane? Why?”
It was like the fucking cunt expected that clerk to walk into the backroom, find a crate of employees marked “Checkout Bitches”, and activate one or two of them like they were androids.
I really wanted to lay into that woman, with some favorite choice words: bitch, cunt, asswhore.
And people wonder where all the Christmas Spirit has gone.