The Soup Nazi – the real live one – is soon going to be moving to a neighborhood near you. Al Yeganeh, made famous by that infamous episode of Seinfeld, is franchising his soup outlet.

You can check out the company’s website, and if you feel like being a real asshole, apply for a franchisee position. Under “Reason You Want to Be a Soup Man”, write: “Have desired to be a soup nazi since high school.”

Also – if you’re wondering about the thread title, it’s an actual license plate some friends of mine got … and then never used. I wonder if it is still available …