Damn they look downright EVIL.
Aw, did I wake them? Well, yes, but that’s also because they’re light sleepers and I’d just made a lot of noise in the kitchen. They were probably discussing ways of killing me in my sleep. Hint: sleep on my nose. That’ll do it, cats!
It would appear that Guy also likes to sleep atop the clean clothes. One wonders why I leave a hamper full of dirty clothes out at all. Except, y’know, the obvious reason – I’m a bachelor and I’m lazy.