can't sue myself

What Gary said to me after I came back from a run,

“I know you tend to splash water around when doing the dishes, but would you mind mopping it before you leave? I almost slipped and cracked my neck … and, y’know, I can’t sue myself.”

Ahhh, but what if you could …

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  1. Man, if I could sue myself I’d be in debt up to my eyeballs. I’d lose every multi-million dollar lawsuit to myself. And I know how I am, I wouldn’t take any gruff from myself. I’d probably send some large football-player-type guys to my house to break my knees when I fell behind on the payments.

  2. I’m starting to feel left out that I didn’t get this spam thing from “adam”, as I see it on everyone else’s comments!