A Yellow Neon, Too

The Tard Neighbor’s buddy showed up in an identically stupid yellow Neon (Tard Neighbor’s is blue). I like how they’ve got like five tailpipes and make a lot of noise, yet my dirty, uncleaned, unshiny, quiet Celica could outrun ’em without breaking a sweat. Heck, just parked the Celica looks like its going fifty miles an hour (remember that ad campaign?).

God I’d love to meet those Neons on some country backroad — otherwise, how could I literally have dust for them to consume?

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  1. The nice thing about neons is that when they need $4000 worth of sensors and $800 worth of tires you just throw them away and buy a new one.