The Tard Neighbor’s buddy showed up in an identically stupid yellow Neon (Tard Neighbor’s is blue). I like how they’ve got like five tailpipes and make a lot of noise, yet my dirty, uncleaned, unshiny, quiet Celica could outrun ’em without breaking a sweat. Heck, just parked the Celica looks like its going fifty miles an hour (remember that ad campaign?).
God I’d love to meet those Neons on some country backroad — otherwise, how could I literally have dust for them to consume?