By the time you read this, one of two things has happened.
1. I have just arrived at the service department of the local Toyota dealership, hoping they can correctly diagnose and fix my emission-related errors which, if not corrected in the next three weeks, will result in my car’s registration being suspended.
2. I am peacefully asleep, having failed to either heed my alarm, and possibly having failed to set it.
I hope the dealership has a courtesy shuttle. Maybe I can be back in bed by eight.
Assuming I wake up on time.