Too Early To Be Awake

By the time you read this, one of two things has happened.

1. I have just arrived at the service department of the local Toyota dealership, hoping they can correctly diagnose and fix my emission-related errors which, if not corrected in the next three weeks, will result in my car’s registration being suspended.

2. I am peacefully asleep, having failed to either heed my alarm, and possibly having failed to set it.

I hope the dealership has a courtesy shuttle. Maybe I can be back in bed by eight.

Assuming I wake up on time.