I took advantage of not being able to fall back to sleep by updating the About Me! page on the right-hand column.
Malnurtured Snay lived for several years in the Baltimore City area, but moved to Cleveland Park in Washington, DC in June of 2008, where he rents a very expensive and very small studio apartment overlooking the National Zoo. Perpetually single, he shares hilarious misadventures with his felines, Guy and Tippy, who somehow never manage to clean up after themselves.
Malnurtured Snay is a registered member of a political party which is neither the Republican Party nor the Democratic Party. Malnurtured Snay’s political views include a diverse range of viewpoints, and he is pro-gay rights, anti-death penalty, pro-choice, anti-torture, pro-1st and 2nd Amendment, and pro-legalized drugs (even though he has only smoked weed once). He is voting for Barack Obama in 2008.
Malnurtured Snay used to get road rage. And then he moved to DC and sold his car. Now he suffers from Metro Rage.
It was only about two years out of date.