Pregnant – from a 3-D Porno?

Words fail. Because people are stupid.

From TechEye:

US military man Erick Jhonson came home from a stint in Iraq to find that his wife was pregnant. Clearly he assumed she had an affair, but his wife Jennifer claims the “other man” was actually someone a little less physical.

It seems he actually buys her story, however. “I see it as suspicious. The films in 3D are very real. With today’s technology, anything is possible,” he said.

What’s even more interesting is that both Jennifer and Erick are white, but the child is black. Jeniffer claims the kid looks like the black pornstar she had been ogling. She also claims this was one of the first times she’s watched porn and only went with friends for the 3D effect. TechEye did a survey of one person and found 100 percent would say the same thing in a similar situation.

Dude, she had sex with another man. Just accept it, because the only other possibility is that Skynet is real, and your wife’s immaculate conception is an attempt by the computer overlords to re-do Jesus Christ for the technology age!

HT: Tokenito

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